Balloon Debate

My name is Joseph Stalin. I absolutely need to be alive. I can count 4 reasons easily right now.



Firstly, I’m a hero. How many of you guys can say “I’m a hero” loudly and with strong confidence. I can’t die just because of a small accident on a hot balloon. It can’t be the way a hero dies!



Secondly, the Soviet Union, which is the biggest country in the world, will be full of turmoil because of my death. The USSR is still developing and I need to lead it to overcome western countries. You will be the enemy of all Soviet people if you don’t let me live. You can imagine your condition if you become the foe of millions of people.



Thirdly, how can we fight against the Nazis if I’m dead? You can’t depend on France which has already been defeated. Britain is not powerful enough. America is on another continent. Trust me, we can’t win the warfare without the Soviets. The USSR can’t be powerful enough without Joseph Stalin. Killing me would mean that you connive Nazi Germany to implement as many massacres as they want. You will be known as antihuman.



And as you know, I have a powerful special force. I’m not sure whether Bruce Lee is able to survive with his forceful kungfu if he becomes the target of the special force.



So, be careful! You will be not only be spit on by people all over the world but also killed by my special force. Eventually, you will lose everything if you kill me now.